doritoed:

I only have two emotions: sad and rad

2treehill:

what purpose do moths serve 

causeyourwordscutlikeknives:

yes hello can i have a 30 day free trial of being dead

naking:

i have no idea what i’m doing ever

aquarlus:

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

meladoodle:

juilan:

The letter L and K are dangerously close together on the keyboard. If I want to say “I’m gonna kick your ass” I have to be careful.

yeah once i accidentally said i wanna kicl your ass, so embarrassing

rejennerate:

BREAKING NEWS size 0 and UK-equivalent size 4 are real sizes for real people and I am sick of looking at clothes only to realize they don’t carry my size and I can’t afford to get that shit tailored

bloodyobama:

when ur mom wont let you do somthing

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them